Multiversal Transmigration: Every Single Start is a Total Disaster?

Good news: he transmigrated. Bad news: he shattered into pieces. Even worse news: every single starting scenario is an absolute catastrophe. In Warhammer 40K, Rogue Trader Xia von Valancius has just survived his first day putting down a rebellion only to discover his territory is lost, the lower decks are rioting, Genestealers infest the hull, and his predecessor was a heretic who embezzled the tithe. Is it too late to ask the God-Emperor for a reroll? In Naruto, Uchiha Xia is a civilian genin without even a single tomoe in his Sharingan, facing the Uchiha Clan Downfall in a mere six months. Is this for real? In Dragon Clan, Chen Xia is about to head out on a mission by the Yangtze River alongside Professor Manstein's team—the very expedition that gets completely wiped out right at the start. His Spirit Chant is basically just a glorified hearing aid; how is he supposed to fight? In Hogwarts, Professor Chen isn't just on good terms with James Potter—he is also this year's Defense Against the Dark Arts professor. You guys chat amongst yourselves; he's going to go die for a moment. In the Wasteland, Chen Xia would be content with just a single worldview, but instead, he gets a stitched-together apocalyptic wasteland. Who on earth thinks he isn't miserable enough? In Reincarnation Paradise, Chen Xia is dealing with the Reincarnation Paradise, the righteous factions, and the spellcasters. Is there any tragedy worse than this? In Magnetic Heaven, Chen Xia has just been picked up from an orphanage by a multinational conglomerate CEO claiming to be his biological father, accompanied by his uncle to take him home—damn it, it's Blue Dream! He would rather stay an orphan! In Ultraman, Defense Force Chen Xia is left wondering who replaced the "Taiping Fengtu Ji" with the "Classic of Mountains and Seas," because right now, he's working harder than an ox, a horse, and a mule combined. Countless years later, someone asks Chen Xia, "Was your beginning an experience too embarrassing to speak of?" "No," he replies. "That was simply the road I walked to get here."