I Am Already at the Mahayana Stage, and You Offer Me Poisoned Wine to Kill Myself?

Lu Mo transmigrates into a female-oriented cultivation novel—and finds himself a Mahayana-stage cultivator, one of the mightiest beings in the realm. Yet, absurdly, the female lead accuses him of stealing a mere Foundation Establishment Pill. Worse, the original plot forces him to fall for her despite the humiliation. "I'm a dignified Mahayana elder—why would I need to steal your useless little pill?" Fortunately, he awakens the Slander System: every time he is falsely accused, he receives random rewards. When the heroines who smear his name run to the elders in tears, demanding a search, every investigation miraculously uncovers the "stolen goods" hidden in their own chambers. Su Wan'er breaks down in hysterics: "Lu Mo, you bastard—you framed me!" The sect saintess fumes: "You're slandering me! I never did any of that!" But Lu Mo simply opens his system panel, watching the fresh rewards roll in—Alchemy Grandmaster, Formation Prodigy, Refining Genius, Cultivation Accelerator... With a helpless shrug, he watches countless fairy maidens and divine maidens collapse under the weight of their own false accusations, while his power skyrockets with every tear they shed.