Football: Ascending to Godhood After Expulsion from La Masia

"Leo is simply the most perfect footballer on this planet!" "Absolutely! A La Masia prodigy, the heir apparent to Barcelona, wearing the number 10 jersey—he is undoubtedly Maradona's truest successor." "Just look at his ferocious playing style and commanding presence! His sweeping advances, thunderous long passes, cannon-like shots from distance, bulldozer-like physique, devastating tackles, and celebrations that scream absolute dominance... not to mention his innate leadership! He can do it all!" "...Wait, which Leo are you talking about?!" In the winter of 2011, as the twilight of Barcelona's dream team still cast its glow across the Iberian Peninsula and Tiki-Taka remained ingrained like a sacred Catalan religion, a discarded talent expelled from La Masia began his journey from the other side of the Mediterranean. With unstoppable force, he pushed open the gates to divinity, destined to overthrow the very dynasty that rejected him.