Immortal Me Speedruns Supernatural Games

"Excuse me, as the record holder for the fastest clears in supernatural instances, what is your secret to speedrunning?" "Always maintain a deep reverence for death." "Do you mean that even the strongest can die, so one must remain cautious no matter what horror they face?" "No, I mean—I was looking to die in the first place." Smiling, Wu Wang slashed his wrists, downed a bottle of paraquat, and turned away with absolute resolve. Once again, he stepped into a supernatural instance with a 0% survival rate, harboring only one wish: that this time, he might finally s쳮d in dying. His seven golden rules for maintaining peak mental health: • Bravery: At worst, I just die. • Optimism: So what? It's not like I can die anyway. • Socializing: Why don't you all just pretend I'm dead? • Honesty: Believe it or not; if you don't, go die. • Composure: Wouldn't everything be fine once dead? • Communication: What else can we do? How about I go die? • Justice: Kill every last one of you.