I Was Sent on a Blind Date, But I Conquered All the Horrors?

The world has fallen ill, as absurd internet memes have twisted into deadly rules and grotesque horrors. While others tremble in the shadow of these anomalies, Lin Yan finds himself trapped by an unremovable app on his phone: the "Non-Human High-Quality Blind Date Group." Every potential match in this group is a terrifying entity. The traditional Slit-Mouthed Woman is a tsundere who threatens to trim his neck with rusty scissors if he fails to treat her to the most expensive Japanese cuisine. The cyber-ghost from the digital age is a possessive yandere who crawls out of his bathroom showerhead if he doesn't reply to her messages instantly. Then there are the mermaid lurking in the sewers and the Red-Clothed Senior who constantly stays offline. To survive, Lin Yan must walk the razor's edge between life and death, earning "Connection Points" to send red envelopes and skillfully managing their volatile emotions to prevent them from going berserk. When faced with real-world horrors too powerful to defeat alone, his solution is simple yet daring. He turns to his dangerous dates with a promise: "Baby, just click 'Meet Offline' and help me destroy it. Tonight, I am entirely yours."