Uncle Nine: You were supposed to drive corpses, so you summoned the Monkey King

Lin Chen transmigrates into a world of zombies and becomes the second disciple of Master Four Eyes. Right from the start, he faces a century-old mountain demon that attacks his dojo by night. In the heat of crisis, he binds to a daily settlement system for cultivation—gaining attribute points through chopping wood, drawing talismans, and slaying monsters. While other Taoist priests are still scraping with peachwood swords and using glutinous rice to ward off evil, Lin Chen has already pushed his four core attributes to ten times those of an ordinary human. A mutated armored zombie, immune to blades and spears? Lin Chen charges in, executes a shoulder throw, and tears its iron armor apart with one hand. Western vampires, invulnerable to Maoshan magic? Lin Chen rips off their wings physically and drives a cross straight into their hearts. A warlord presses a gun to his head? Lin Chen crushes the barrel with one hand and sends him t...