My Cultivation Methods Are All Wrong

Transmigrating into the world of Shrouding the Heavens, I only wanted to cling to the future Heavenly Emperor's coattails. But it turns out my cultivation techniques and secret arts have developed minds of their own. My Devouring Demonic Art salivates at the sight of the various Emperor Scriptures—it claims that by devouring a hundred of them, it can transform itself into a Chaos Body. My Fighting Saint Method is locked in seclusion, plotting to shatter the very shackles of heaven and earth and ascend as a War Immortal in a single lifetime. My Jie Character Secret is tirelessly deducing new formulas, striving for a hundredfold amplification. Meanwhile, my Bing Character Secret is refining a gourd and muttering under its breath... something about "Baby, please turn around." Honestly, I really didn't cheat.