The Side Character's Survival Guide to the Academy

He is nothing more than a nameless, forgettable villain-of-the-week, yet he finds himself constantly teetering on the brink of death. No grand ambitions to rewrite fate—all he wants is a quiet, peaceful graduation. But the plot refuses to cooperate, spiraling into chaos with each passing day. He tries to keep a low profile, only to be mistaken for a hidden master; he attempts to slack off and do nothing, only to be thrust into the center of the storm. Since there's no escape, he has no choice but to eliminate anyone who stands between him and his retirement plan. "Forgive me—I just want to survive." A daily monologue from a third-rate antagonist (definitely not a last testament).