Who Says I'm Not a Proper Villain?

Good news: I transmigrated. Bad news: it's into the Abyss. Good news: this Abyss seems a little different from what I imagined. Bad news: this Abyss is ridiculously abstract—horse-faced cow demons, three-handed imps born to steal, minotaurs who might have some distant demon blood in their lineage... Is this even the Abyss anymore? Isn't there any good news to lift my spirits? There is, my friends. There is. The latest good news: I have a cheat! A system! Bad news: the system's UI looks like I coded it myself. "Damn it! I should never have grabbed some random code off the internet!" Staring at the all-too-familiar system panel, Zou Yu can't help but let out a wail: "What a disaster!" Years later, in a company-wide address, the Great Lord of Karmic Reward Abyss and pioneer of the New Abyss Spirit, Zou Yu, declares: "I owe it all to my own hard work!" Late at night, after a long day's work, Master Zou opens his system panel: "System, deploy!" Also known as: My Abstract Abyss Daily Life, A New Abyss Survival Guide, My Spells Are as Unreliable as My System.