Lord, save someone under the knife

Due to the needs of the dynasty’s expanding operations, we are now recruiting for the following positions: the elderly, the weak, the sick, the disabled, the pregnant, and those skilled in cheating, abduction, and theft. Openings are available in all categories, and the more applicants, the better. Salary is negotiable, and benefits are generous. Our sole aim is to go public and become the one and only dynasty in the world. If interested, please contact Ms. Zhang, who is just one head outside XX County, XX County, XX Country. Contact information: one-three, one-three, one-one-three. ——————NPC Zhang Yang, who unexpectedly awakened her self-awareness, spent more than ten years posing as a human player and finally managed to buy a plot of wasteland despite the horrific inflation. She happily took the land deed to the official registration office, only for the server to crash. When she opened her eyes again—good news: the land deed was still there. Bad news: the wasteland was full of red names. Even worse: she was left with only a head, her body lying separately on the ground. Zhang Yang: "... Damn it!" ——————[Name]: Zhang Yang [Ultimate mission]: Don’t let humans discover that you are not human~ ——————PS: Completed the farming and hegemony novel "Stand Down and Let Me Come" (Simplified Chinese publication), "Empress Live Broadcast Strategy," and the casual slow-traveling boss novel "After the Boss Retires."