I Would Rather You Destroy the Earth

When a fearsome Demon King from another dimension breaches the boundaries of reality to invade Earth, he expects an easy conquest. Instead, he immediately runs into his greatest natural enemy: an ordinary human named Shen Xia. Far from cowering before this otherworldly threat, Shen Xia meets the apocalyptic invader with nothing but sheer bewilderment and utter disdain. Rather than recognizing the terrifying power standing before him, Shen Xia bluntly demands to know what kind of bizarre creature he is looking at, comparing the interdimensional conqueror to a black dumpling covered in tentacles. The insulted Demon King attempts to assert his dominance, declaring that foolish Earthlings should consider it a profound blessing simply to be acknowledged by his magnificent presence. He expects humanity to tremble in awe at his arrival. Shen Xia, however, remains entirely unimpressed by the grandiose speech. With zero hesitation or reverence for the self-proclaimed ruler of destruction, he outright dismisses the Demon King, bluntly telling the cosmic menace to get lost. What follows is a hilariously lopsided clash between an overconfident otherworldly tyrant and a completely unbothered human who refuses to play by the rules of a typical invasion story.