Discovered a World Bug.

"So you're saying that every time you slap your right cheek ten times with your left hand and hold a handstand for two minutes, an ice-cold bottle of Coke appears in your room?" "Yes! I swear I'm not lying, and this isn't a prank!" "This is terrifying! Something is wrong with the world!" "Please help me, I'm losing my mind!" "Alright, calm down, I understand... Don't panic, it's just a minor bug." "A bug? What do you mean?" "Call it an exploit, a loophole, or an underlying rule. Put simply, whenever you perform a specific set of actions, the world responds with a precise, fixed outcome. This is nothing new—humanity has coexisted with these bugs for thousands of years." "If you examine ancient records, they describe countless anomalies just like this: summoning spirits to bring wealth, conjuring lightning from the palm of a hand, transmuting stone into gold, and so on. The ancients referred to these glitches as 'sorcery.' And the specific procedures required to trigger them? Those were called 'rituals.'" During an interview with a psychiatric patient...