I'm not a goblin Frankenstein's monster.

In a world where adventurers rise to fame with powerful abilities, one unlikely hero starts from the bottom with a secondhand iron sword. As a low-ranking adventurer, he is joined by a comical trio of teammates who struggle to even defeat goblins. However, he possesses a unique set of affix advantages that are both bizarre and intriguing. Slaying gophers grants him the ability to banish diarrhea, while hunting goblins increases his ambush damage by 10%. Digging kobolds allows him to discover nearby rare ores, and defeating skeletons boosts his defense by 10%. What's more, these abilities can be combined in innovative ways to create new powers, such as merging "Goblin Slingshot" with "Goblin Vision" to create the "Kobold Lucky Ritual". With a commission to clean up goblin nests posted on the bulletin board, and an entry on "Goblin Interspecies Reproduction" in the library, he sets his sights on taking down these green-skinned dwarves and unlocking the secrets of his unusual abilities.