Magicians never make wishes

In a world where wishes can be granted, the art of making them is a delicate one. A careless phrase, a misplaced word, or a lack of specificity can lead to unforeseen and often disastrous consequences. Ronan, a being of immense power, sits upon a high-dimensional throne, granting wishes to those who dare to make them. However, as he has witnessed time and time again, the wishes of mortals are often distorted or aberrated due to their imprecise language and unclear intentions. A recent example illustrates this point, as a wisher's careless phrasing results in them being transformed into a goblin, much to their horror. With a shake of his head, Ronan offers the unfortunate soul two more wishes, a rare opportunity for redemption, but also a daunting challenge: to craft their desires with the precision and clarity necessary to avoid further catastrophe.