Holy Sword from the Stars

Thrown from an ancient spaceship into the monster-infested Four Continents, Wang Hong finds himself stranded with zero cultivation, no powerful backers, and only a wildly unreliable relic d믭 the "Holy Sword" wedged inconveniently in his backside. His survival streak starts off chaotic and goes downhill fast: on day one, he crosses paths with a nine-tailed fox spirit posing as a peerless beauty, leading to an immediate, unintended disaster. By day three, a botched disguise as a woman so infuriates the formidable White Emperor that his arm is cleanly severed with a single stroke. As Wang Hong bleeds and ponders his life choices while Lu Qingyuan waits outside for a rescue that may never come, he realizes a harsh truth: the treacherous waters of the Four Continents run far deeper than the mysterious brick stuck in his body. Navigating a world of divine beasts, ruthless emperors, and mounting absurdities, Wang Hong must figure out how to survive when his greatest weapon—and his own judgment—fails him at every turn.