Naruto: Sasuke Uchiha Returns from Soul Society

My name is Uchiha Sasuke, and I have run into a slight problem. Just moments ago, my own brother sent me straight to Soul Society with a Tsukuyomi. Thankfully, it is nothing I cannot handle. Thanks to my exceptional Uchiha bloodline, I mastered Shikai within a year and rose to the rank of a high-ranking officer in three. Just as I was gathering enough experience to head to Hueco Mundo, slay a few Hollows, and prepare for my eventual Bankai... my dear brother slipped up on a mission. When I open my eyes, I am back in Konoha Hospital, the last surviving Uchiha in the village. By my bedside, the Third Hokage smiles warmly like an old chrysanthemum, dropping subtle hints about inheriting the Will of Fire. Out in the hallway, the man wrapped in bandages is already scheming how to capture me and turn me into disposable collateral. And further down, a certain blond-haired idiot is looking at me with wide, strange eyes after watching me effortlessly slice someone down with a blade. I can only sigh. Thanks for the "wonderful" homecoming, Itachi.