The King of Flags at Hogwarts

Meet Bobby Evans, the cousin of Lily Potter and Penny—and a walking, talking catastrophe of cosmic proportions. Blessed with an uncanny knack for speaking disastrous outcomes into existence, Bobby possesses the ultimate power of the "death flag." A casual joke about a giant choking on a stick? Consider it done. A harmless remark about Hermione staying top of her class? Cue an untimely cold snap and a petrifying encounter that accidentally ruins her perfect streak. From inadvertently exposing Professor Lupin's furry little secret to pairing the Dark Lord with unexpected literary figures, Bobby leaves a trail of jaw-dropping chaos across the hallowed halls of Hogwarts. Armed with nothing more than her razor-sharp tongue and a supernatural talent for jinxing reality itself, Bobby proves that the most dangerous thing in the wizarding world isn't dark magic—it's her mouth.