American Comics: It's Over, I'm Surrounded by Father-Worriers!

Twenty-two-year-old transmigrator Lin Fang thought he hit the jackpot when he discovered a crashed alien spaceship on his Kansas farm, expecting to raise Earth's greatest hero. Instead, the ship opens to reveal a far more terrifying infant: Homelander. Years later, standing in his farm and watching yet another spacecraft plummet from the sky, Lin Fang finds himself besieged by the ultimate rogue's gallery of toxic comic-book progeny. From Homelander to a patricidal Star-Lord, his farm has become a sanctuary for cosmic infants destined to torment their fathers. Exhausted by a system that refuses to send a normal Superman, Lin Fang raises a middle finger to the falling stars, wondering just how fast this parade of super-powered daddy issues is going to get him killed.