Gao Wu: My Dantian is the Prison of All Heavens

Transmigrated into the high-martial world of Xuanhuang Star, Zhuang Zhou discovers a mysterious prison locked within his Dantian. Its first inmate is the terrifying Netherworld Demon Lord, a cosmic entity that has devoured eighteen minor worlds. Instead of executing him, the demon offers a bargain: "Tell me an interesting story, mortal, and I shall reward you with a wisp of Netherworld True Qi." Thus, Zhuang Zhou embarks on an unconventional path to supremacy. While others endure decades of grueling martial arts training, he ascends realms effortlessly by reading web novels to the Netherworld Demon Lord. While martial artists risk their lives exploring deadly secret realms, he wins rare legacies like the "Law of Taste" by cooking stir-fried tomatoes and eggs for a gluttonous beast. And while supreme masters slaughter each other for divine artifacts, he helps a mechanical deity solve the Riemann Hypothesis. When an apocalyptic catastrophe finally descends upon Xuanhuang Star, Zhuang Zhou quietly unleashes his Dantian prison, turning to the horde of restless, overpowered inmates behind him and gesturing with a smile: "Recess time."