The Demonic Chaos of the Tang Dynasty: Burning Lifespan, Li Chunfeng Becomes Paralyzed

Plunge into a dark and perilous Tang Dynasty where supernatural chaos reigns and survival hangs by a thread. Thrust into the past as a sacrificial offering with only three days left to live, the protagonist faces imminent doom in a Luoyang plagued by flesh-eating monks and monstrous entities. Just as the end draws near, he awakens the miraculous "Internet Slang Fate-Defying System." By harnessing modern catchphrases to extend his lifespan and applying scientific principles to vanquish ancient demons, he turns the tide in unimaginable ways. Armed with linguistic anomalies that shatter demonic phantasms and high-tech improvised weaponry that overpowers millennia-old beasts, he leaves legendary Daoist prodigies utterly astounded by his multidimensional superiority. Joined by four fiercely devoted companions—a fierce martial general, a talented Daoist sorceress, a mysterious assassin who bleeds to extend his life, and the granddaughter of the legendary Medicine King—he defies the wrath of the heavens. With only days on the clock, he rewrites his destiny using modern wit, carving a bloody path to survival through a corrupted empire.