Black Tech Start-up: I Really Just Make Smartphones!

Millions of readers are hooked on this hilarious tech-entrepreneurship comedy! When Chen Mo is congratulated on his company's new electric vehicle pre-orders surpassing 100 million, he weeps tears of frustration and rips up his presentation slides, shouting, "All I wanted to do was make a phone that can make calls!" After binding with the "Black Tech Smartphone R&D System," Chen wastes half of his starter points, resulting in flagships with bizarre "inherent flaws" that users quickly turn into cult-classic gadgets. The Orange 1—marketed as a 30-second fast-charging power bank—is snatched up by rival fans as a "life-saving artifact," sending western tech executives running to the police to accuse him of desecrating art. The Orange 2 features four bionic muscle motors, leading office workers to secretly activate "slacking off" modes and prompting regulatory calls asking if he is selling unauthorized massage devices. By the time the Orange 7 rolls out, the company has accidentally broken into the EV market. Desperate to get back to his core business, Chen begs his customers: "My products can charge devices, take aerial photos, and even chill your cola—please, I'm begging you to just use the calling feature, it drains the battery!" But as Orange Technology climbs to the pinnacle of global market value, Chen finally accepts his fate and announces to the world: "You're right, the ultimate interpretation of the product belongs to the user... even though I really do just make phones!"