Awakening to inherit his grandfather's sprawling American farm, Jason anticipated a peaceful pastoral life of tending crops and brewing wine. That idyllic dream quickly shatters against a crushing 50 percent tax rate. But everything changes the day he discovers a crashed UFO in his fields, sparking a brilliantly unhinged tax-evasion scheme. If adopting a child slashes his taxes by 10 percent, then an orphanage it is. Sure, his growing household might accidentally include Superman, Supergirl, Wanda, and Quicksilver, but details like cosmic superpowers pale in comparison to the real question: who will be the fifth lucky ward?