Thirty Years of Daoist Practice in the Northeast: The World Reveres Me Like a God

For twenty-nine years, I practiced the Dao and was struck by lightning seven times. I have witnessed dragons, seen cultivators soar on flying swords, and personally stripped the painted skins off vicious ghosts. My name is Feng Ning, hailing from Heicheng in Longjiang Province, Northeast China. Once just a wild child, I was reduced to a state of mental disability after an accident, earning me the tragic label of a "village guardian." It wasn't until my eighteenth year that a foolish white woman from the Bear Country shocked me back to my senses... catapulting me onto a bizarre, wondrous, and world-renowned urban path of Daoist cultivation!