The World Line's Side-Dish Chef

Our homeworld has been patched and mended through countless cycles, running on the harsh rule that the horned, the hornless, the scaled, the furred, and the feathered are all merely kindling. Wait—what? Where did this little lady pop up from? Sure, I know I might look striking, but could you please wipe that drool off your face first? Bo Caiyan's Journal: New Year's Day. Incredible, survived another year. They say escaping a major disaster brings good fortune, but if big brother White isn't here to reap souls, why does he have to go and look like *that*? ⁄(⁄⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄⁄)⁄