A Messed-Up Wuxia World

I was nothing more than an ordinary high school student when I suddenly crossed over into a wuxia world. By all rights, I should have been living out a classic comeback story—rising from the ashes, crushing villains beneath my heel, and gathering a harem along the way. Yet here I am, still waiting. Where is the promised turnaround for the trash protagonist? Where is the legendary cheat ability? Where is the harem I was supposed to have? Just what kind of twisted, messed-up martial arts world have I landed in?