Your race?

“Your race?” “...Dragon.” “Your gender?” “...Can’t you tell?” “I certainly could have once, but with crossdressers and gender transformations everywhere these days, it’s become nearly impossible to distinguish men from women.” “Just forget it. Male.” “Your age?” “...Two hundred and four.” “Why are you here? Were you captured for kidnapping a princess again?” “Kidnapping my ass! I’m the one who was kidnapped by your princess and dragged back here!”