Wicked Disciple, Stop Ruining My Ascension and Peaceful Retirement

"It is time to return home, Master! The Heavenly Dao awaits your restoration, new realms await your breakthrough, and demonic beasts await your suppression. Alien races need you to conquer them, the Outer Heavens require your exploration, and ancient horrors demand your opposition. Three thousand Dao companions long for your favor, eight thousand sects await your ceremonial presence, and one hundred thousand spiritual veins need your nourishment. A million disciples are waiting for your empowerment, tens of millions of pills require your refinement, and billions of village latrines need your unclogging. Countless wild monsters are ready for you to farm, and everyone misses you dearly. Please, return to the lower realm quickly to bless the common people!" To this overwhelming plea, the master has only one response: "Get lost!"