Peak Kaka, Beat Messi & Ronaldo!

To the Kaka faithful and the Rossoneri devotees: forty-five years have slipped by since those days when we rode silver-saddled white horses and the young men were as fair as jade. Now, all that remains is the sight of amusing bellies bouncing around. Time waits for no one. But in this world, Pei Dong is the unexpected compass that guides a peak-form Kaká through the chaos. When Kaká calls him a beacon of light, Pei Dong brushes it off—he hasn't even finished his primer on the art of cunning. Cristiano Ronaldo forces a choice between himself and Kaká, and Pei Dong cheekily replies he will pick the sister-in-law instead. Georgina promptly appears with a reminder for Ronaldo to take his medicine, while Pei Dong clarifies he actually meant Shakira and Cheryl. Lionel Messi declares his ambition to become the undisputed king of football, only for Pei Dong to point out his missing Champions League trophy—and suggest "Heavenly King" as a consolation prize. After all, the four heavenly kings are a fine arrangement: Pei Dong, Messi, Ronaldo, and Kaká, joined by a burger-loving little Zaza to while away the hours playing mahjong together. What could be better than that?