Chat Group Newbie, but at Nascent Soul Stage

After a century of arduous cultivation, Xia Qingyang, a late-Nascent Soul cultivator, finally stands at the threshold of ascending to the spirit realm. But just as his fingertips graze the divine light, a cold system chime yanks him back—and the celestial passage slams shut. Forced to become the founder of a newly formed “Myriad Realms Chat Group,” he is now the reluctant firefighter for a motley crew of cross-dimensional strays. One moment he is punching Gatanothor back into the abyss for Ultraman Tiga; the next, he is begrudgingly squaring off against Ryomen Sukuna in the Jujutsu Kaisen world, only to backhand the King of Curses into the dirt with a sharp retort. When grateful allies offer their thanks, he threatens them into silence; when a desperate mother tries to entrust her son to him, he recoils in terror. Yet as the powers of light, curse energy, demonic formations, and chakra gradually converge at his feet, Xia Qingyang realizes that the ragtag group he once cursed has quietly become the most absurd “kindergarten” across all realities—and he, the cranky old cultivator who only wanted to kick back and ascend, has been carried by his overpowered peers into becoming the mightiest golden thigh in the cosmos. Now, staring at the flood of helpless newbies in the group chat, he can only rub his aching temples and ask: is it too late to quit?