National Destiny: Starting with Ninth Uncle, Only I Know the Plot

In the twilight era of cultivation, national destiny descends upon the world, and every nation is forced to endure the trial of a terrifying zombie apocalypse. While the West futilely unloads hot weapons against the undead hordes, Lin Zhengwen quietly restores a broken Celestial Master Token to its full power. Armed with nothing but a handful of glutinous rice and two sheets of yellow talisman paper, he builds an Eastern immortal cultivation arsenal right on the national battlefield. Every resource he gathers triggers a national blessing in return: collecting extreme-yang glutinous rice doubles Hua Nation's crop yields and grants immunity to all diseases; finding a century-old peach wood tree summons a spiritual rain across the nation and awakens its spiritual veins; and sealing away a thousand-year-old imperial flying corpse materializes the "Shangqing Five Thunder Secret Script," ushering in an era of cultivation for every citizen. As the higher-ups of the United States break down in protest over why Hua Nation's rice can slay monsters while their nuclear warheads are useless, and Japanese netizens desperately beg to buy even a single wooden sword for a billion dollars, Lin Zhengwen calmly adjusts his glasses and casually tosses his century-old copper-coin sword into the air—summoning a thunderbolt that tears open the corpse-realm sky. Guns and cannons are nothing, he declares; today, he will show the world what it truly means for an entire nation to wield the Dao and ascend together. And from every corner of Hua Nation, the people roar in unison: the Dao lineage shall never end, for a thousand generations to come.