LOL: My Champions Have Minds of Their Own

At the 2023 All-Star Night, Lu Bing just wanted a photo with his brother—until he tripped over K's shoelaces and crashed face-first into Bin's sneaker. The good news: that impact literally knocked a golden coin out of Bin's shoe, and Lu Bing's brain suddenly flooded with the voices of League champions, each offering him unique combat blessings. The bad news: every single one of those champions has a mind of its own. "Submit to the king, or raise your head to Noxus!"—Darius grants him unparalleled laning dominance. "Fortune always favors me. The advantage is mine!"—Twisted Fate's envy bestows uncanny farming and scaling instincts. "What a brilliant idea!"—Lux takes a liking to his impulsive creativity, gifting him devastating engagement timing. "Shall we bring... a war of chaos?"—LeBlanc appreciates his talent for misleading and blurring lines, and the Black Rose begins to shield him. Lu Bing asks himself: What am I? A pro player? The greatest top laner in history? The all-time solo-kill king? No. I'm a madman—and I have a doctor's note to prove it.