Hogwarts: Harry Potter of the Constantine Family

Harry Potter grew up—but not at his aunt's house. Instead, he was raised by the infernal Hellblazer, John Constantine. Meanwhile, Lord Voldemort finds himself increasingly anxious, as his scattered soul fragments are systematically being harvested by Harry Potter and used in demonic bargains. One fragment was bartered to save a dying Muggle-born. Another bought back the soul of the traitor who stole his locket. And the most recent one? Potter traded it for an entire year's supply of Firewhisky. More critically, the Dark Lord is so preoccupied with the demons now coming to collect their debts that he cannot spare the resources to deal with Potter and his Muggle-born companion. The great Dark Lord will never know that all of this stems from a single fleeting moment of pity—when the infamous occult detective John Constantine passed by Number Four, Privet Drive, and took pity on a bruised, black-haired little boy.