Cyberpunk: I Didn't Cheat

Transported into the world of Cyberpunk 2077, Vito awakens with one impossible advantage—every single one of his stats is maxed out from the very start. There's just one catch: he's flat broke, completely naked, and lying in a puddle of rancid alleyway water. Staring down at his own impeccably sculpted but utterly exposed body, the bewildered newcomer has only one priority—finding a pair of pants. Desperate and disoriented, he calls out to the ghost in his head: "Johnny Silverhand, you there? Spot me some eddies for trousers!" To the citizens of Night City, however, his frantic mutterings are nothing but the ravings of a cyberpsycho in the making. They'd sooner pay out of pocket to report a naked madman terrorizing the streets than offer any help. But when authorities finally arrive with guns drawn, Vito can only scoff at the charges. "Cyberpsycho? I just flattened an entire block—and I didn't see a single one."