discovered a world bug.

"You mean, every time you slap your right cheek 10 times with your left hand, then do a handstand for two minutes, a bottle of Coke will appear in your room, ice-cold one?" "Yes! I swear I'm not lying, and it's definitely not a prank!" "This is terrifying! Something's wrong with the world!" "Please save me, I'm about to have a mental breakdown!" "Okay, okay, I understand... Don't worry, it's just a small bug..." "Bug? What does that mean?" "It's a loophole, a rule, or whatever you can call it." "In short..." "When you do certain specific things, the world changes in a specific way." "This isn't anything new... For thousands of years, humanity has coexisted with bugs." "Look at ancient texts; they record many similar bugs, such as the Five Ghosts Transporting Wealth, Palm Lightning, Turning Stone into Gold... and so on." "The ancients called these bugs 'magic arts.'" "And the methods for performing magic arts are called... rituals." -------- During an interview with a mental pat...