Dragon Clan: I, Lu Mingfei, Am Not Cheating!

In his dreams, Lu Mingfei hears all kinds of voices. As someone who has spent eighteen years mired in bad luck, he has long accepted his fate—from tripping over pebbles on the roadside to being splashed by passing cars on rainy days. But one unremarkable, sun-drenched day, his misfortune itself met its misfortune. And from that moment, his life took a decidedly fantastical turn. Lu Mingfei knocks out Odin with a thrown stone. The Seven Sins are supposedly just seven ordinary blades—but they dare not tell him that, so they end up slaying dragons anyway. He becomes the Executive Department's number-one "human devil." Caesar suggests that Lu might be in league with foreign powers—and that not charging him with ancestral crimes for instigating world wars is already an act of mercy. The entire three divisions and nine departments of Cassell rest on Mr. Lu's shoulders; the board of directors and the elders have no say in the matter of dragon-slaying. "Yes, I'm that Lu Mingfei—the one who woke up and joined Cassell's family of eccentrics. S-class field agent, Principal Angers' most capable secretary, Chu Zihang's recognized junior disciple, Caesar's sworn rival and unlikely matchmaker, the most chaotic force in academic publishing, the mysterious man admired by the earth and mountains, the guardian of a witch, the ultimate destroyer that the Sanctuary must one day face—not necessarily the strongest, but without a doubt the most entertaining dragon-slayer in history." He rambled on until a woman's hand jabbed him in the ribs, and only then did he grimace and fall silent.