Hogwarts: Martin's Daily Metamorphosis

It's 1991, and Martin arrives at Hogwarts—but he's not quite the ordinary student anyone expects. Greedy, starved for affection, and perpetually scoring zero on his exams, Martin has a talent for chaos that borders on legendary. He holds impromptu speeches in pubs, drives the Dark Lord to utter frustration, and has somehow managed to drive seven consecutive Defense Against the Dark Arts professors to their breaking points. He's the most outrageous Squib the wizarding world has ever seen, the Ministry's youngest Auror, and the sternest father figure the Slytherins never asked for. Even Dumbledore, who once misjudged Tom Riddle, admits he may have misjudged Martin as well. But for now, Martin sits in Azkaban. The question is—will you stand by him and watch him rise?