The Omniverse Chat Group: My Group Mates Are All Old-Timers

After being bisected by a dimensional slash and sent to a parallel world, Roke can only apologize for failing to satisfy Lord Optimus Prime. Fortunately, in this new reality, psychic abilities have awakened, and superpowered individuals reign supreme. If he can awaken a sufficiently powerful ability, he just might have a chance to beat the entire world into kneeling before him. The only question is—who exactly came up with these superpowers anyway? Meanwhile, a cast of eccentric characters looms: "Fengjian Ruri · Youth Edition" – the number one host of Neon, who warns that without a spoken word of power, you'd better pray Zero doesn't set her sights on you. "The Sea King" – from now on, you too are a man who walks in with your own snowflake BGM. "The Ultimate Taijutsu Secret of Konoha" – forbidden techniques passed down from the White Fang, and the strongest moves of the Sixth and Seventh Hokage. "Captain Honey-Mouthed" – oh, look, the elderly and children—let me kill them first! Roke grits his teeth: "You sure know how to have fun, you brat!" Then, a chime rings: Congratulations on joining the Omniverse Chat Group... Wait, help me up—I can still keep going! As he gazes at the group members—all true old-timers whose ages rival mountains—Roke flashes a genuinely delighted "crushing the oldsters" smile. Roke: Grandpa, aid me! The Heavenly Master: ? Angers: ? Grindelwald: ?