I Promised to Play in the NBA, So Why Did I Become a Succubus?

Backed by the author’s proven track record of completing a 1.5-million-word bestseller, this story guarantees a satisfying journey from start to finish. In the 1990s, you dismantle the iron-blooded Chicago Bulls, claiming a three-peat over Michael Jordan and forcing the basketball god into a bitter retirement, vowing never to touch the sport again. During the 2000s, you crush the iconic OK duo and Tim Duncan, shattering the championship dreams of Kevin Garnett’s Big Three, while single-handedly upholding the prestige and backbone of the NBA. By the 2010s, you lead the three-point revolution, dominating Stephen Curry and Kevin Durant to reign supreme once more in the era of small-ball basketball. “Mr. Xu Xin, as the undisputed GOAT of the NBA, how have you maintained your dominance across three different eras for over a decade?” Under the glare of flashlights, a reporter looks at the man in the center of the lens with reverence. “Because I train even when I’m asleep,” Xu Xin answers with a straight face. “LeBron James recently claimed on a show that he is the hardest player to defend against, aside from you. What are your thoughts on that?” Xu Xin raises his eyes to the camera, expressionless. “He’s being modest. If we’re talking about track and field, he is indeed hard to catch… because he runs really fast, in every sense of the word!”