The Yordle King Left Behind on the Doomsday Blue Planet

In 2142, a full-scale biological disaster erupts as a mutant strain of the T-virus sweeps across the globe. Humanity launches the "Mars Ark Project," draining ninety percent of Blue Planet's energy to build ten colossal starships and ferry billions to Mars—all while Zhou Ming, a misfit deemed a "failed experiment," is left behind on the ravaged ruins to die. On his first day awake, he barely escapes a horde of zombies after a three-block chase, nearly becoming their buffet. Just as he resigns himself to playing a farewell tune on his harmonica, a holographic projection of Teemo with a bee-skin jumps out: "Hello, abandoned human! I'm your cheat system, but first you have to listen to three of my corny jokes before you can activate me." From that moment, his wasteland survival takes a wild detour—he summons a band of manic Yordles, none over four feet tall, whose vision of rebuilding civilization involves Teemo planting mushrooms all over their base, blowing up Powderkeg until she's covered in soot, Ziggs teaching him bomb-making while he ends up charred black every time, stealing Corki's plane for a midnight joyride only to get screamed at for "touching his wife," and Kled charging around on a cowardly dragon-lizard, planting flags everywhere and declaring, "This land is mine!" Zhou Ming, a forsaken survivor of a dead world, becomes the unlikely "king" of these delightful lunatics.