TSUYOSHI: Daremo Katenai, Aitsu ni wa

Tsuyoshi Kawabata works an unremarkable job as a convenience store clerk in a mid-sized city just west of Tokyo. What sets him apart is an extraordinary fact: he is the most formidable fighter on the planet. Though he has no real desire to brawl, his legendary status draws martial artists from across the globe, all eager to challenge the mythic Tsuyoshi. Without exception, they leave thoroughly defeated, nursing their sorely battered groins in the store's parking lot. For those still intent on facing him, he enforces three simple rules to keep matters tidy: 1) The bout is a one-time affair—no rematches will be granted. 2) The fight must take place in a private, out-of-sight location. 3) Regardless of the outcome, the challenger must speak of it to no one.