Keyboard Immortal

A single bolt of lightning is all it takes to rip Zu An from his ordinary existence and hurl him into a world of martial arts and mystical cultivation. Unfortunately, his new vessel is the most despised waste in all of Brightmoon City—a pathetic scion with neither talent nor reputation. Yet, by some incomprehensible twist of fate, this worthless young man finds himself wedded to the Chu clan’s most dazzling jewel: a peerless beauty whose cultivation talent is the envy of the entire region. Before he can even process his bizarre good fortune, however, Zu An realizes his predicament is far from a fairy tale. He possesses not a shred of innate spiritual power, and a growing list of powerful figures are already sharpening their blades for his head. The true nightmare descends on his wedding night, when he awakens in the most compromising position imaginable—curled up in the bed of his own sister-in-law. With his reputation in tatters and his life hanging by a thread, Zu An’s starting point could not be more treacherous. Yet what his new world denies him in cultivation talent, it compensates for in a strangely familiar tool. In his previous life, he was a legendary keyboard warrior, notorious for his vicious online rhetoric and bone-melting flamethrower insults. Now, that very same arsenal has manifested in this reality as a mystical keyboard, granting him the means to fight back not with brute force, but with sheer, unrelenting verbal venom. Through a storm of trolling, scathing mockery, and incendiary provocation, Zu An sets out to reduce his arrogant enemies to emotional cinders. If he cannot cultivate his spirit, he will cultivate his bite, and he vows to ascend to the apex of this world atop the smoldering ruins of everyone who dares to stand against him.