All My Exes Are Superstars

When a reporter asks Zhou Xiaozhi how it feels to take home the double crown of Best Actress, the newly minted film queen answers with unruffled calm: "The person I most want to thank is my ex-boyfriend. Without him, I would never be where I am today." Bao Nan, television's undisputed number one, has just claimed the double crown of TV Queen. Asked for her thoughts, she stays as bluntly honest as ever: "I want to thank my ex-boyfriend. Thank you — whoever it was that betrayed and divorced you back then must be regretting it by now." And when Li Jiabing's new variety show is voted the Audience's Favorite Program, the reigning queen of variety lets a faint smile touch her lips. "I'm feeling perfectly calm. You all should understand by now — when has my ex-boyfriend ever failed?" Film queen, TV queen, variety queen. The most brilliant women in show business all have one thing in common: an ex-boyfriend they can't help but thank.