Wholesale Dealer of Conceptual Artifacts

After transmigrating into a modern cultivation metropolis, Lin Xuan finds himself at the absolute bottom of society—a penniless scavenger digging through trash in the artifact graveyard of District 13. While other cultivators are blessed with supreme martial manuals, ancient mentors, or invincible bloodlines, his only cheat is a cultivation-world equivalent of a bargain shopping app, overflowing with cursed items and severe side effects. The "Minor Epiphany Pill (Near-Expiry Knockoff)" boosts intelligence but triggers a B-rank curse that nullifies all spiritual energy within a five-meter radius. The "Incomplete Dust-Severing Sword Manual" is free to claim, yet practicing it invites an S-rank curse: relentless cross-district assassination attempts by the original fairy owner. Even the "Flawed Spring Harmony Talisman," meant to improve romantic destiny, curses him with a physique that makes women flee on sight. Instead of despairing, Lin Xuan sees opportunity where others see disaster. To him, these aren't mere side effects—they are conceptual weapons capable of rewriting the laws of cause and effect. Armed with the most bizarre rules and a shameless approach to combat, he transforms every debilitating curse into a tactical advantage. Refusing to play by the established rules of the cultivation world, he carves out the most outrageous path to immortality, becoming the most unpredictable and unorthodox schemer the realm has ever seen.