The Genius Professor Wants an Easy Life

Born into poverty and shaped by relentless hardship, the protagonist clawed his way to the top as a master salesman, earning the infamous title of "King of Groveling." His ultimate ambition was simple: retire early and live a life of absolute luxury. However, while testing a client company’s video game for work, he is unexpectedly pulled into its virtual world. To his surprise, he inhabits the body of Van Ecclesia, a notoriously incompetent noble who is utterly useless at everything. For someone seeking an easy retirement, this is the perfect arrangement. As a wealthy, handsome aristocrat incapable of any real responsibility, all he has to do is spend his remaining days eating, playing, and indulging in leisure. Yet, fate has other plans for his peaceful slacker lifestyle. Just as he prepares to embrace his life of idle luxury, a series of unexpected system notifications shatters his dream. He suddenly awakens the Archmage trait, followed immediately by the Myriad Talents trait and the Black Flame Dragon’s Charisma. Instead of being left alone to enjoy his unearned riches, the universe insists on turning him into an overpowered prodigy. For a man whose only goal was to do absolutely nothing, gaining incredible abilities is the worst possible curse.