Card-Making and Cultivating Immortality: I’ll Ruin Everyone Else's Success History

Reborn into the Nine Provinces, a world where everything is decided by playing cards, Lu Li just wants to quietly craft cards and enjoy his retirement. Unfortunately, his creations always turn out a bit too "unorthodox." While others focus on sheer destructive power, Lu Li specializes in psychological warfare and social embarrassment. From a "Sunny Little Taoist" that strips enemies of everything down to their undergarments, to a "Supreme Avenue" card that forces raging opponents to chant scriptures, and a "Youthful Trauma Literature Reciter" that zooms around reading targets' most embarrassing teenage love letters aloud—Lu Li’s cards are the ultimate nightmare. During the academy entrance exam, faced with an examiner's fatal blow, Lu Li casually tosses out a couple of cards, plunging the entire arena into a stunned silence. The examiner immediately drops into a defensive crouch, crying out in absolute despair, "Stop reading! That was a love letter written to the Master!" Looking utterly innocent, Lu Li holds up his hands and sighs, "I didn't expect the effect to be this good. Stay back, everyone!" It isn't until an invasion by extraterrestrial demons forces Lu Li to deploy his ultimate trump card—[Twilight of the Gods: Square Dance], which forces the entire battlefield into a synchronized viral dance—that the Nine Provinces cultivation world finally realizes the truth: this guy has been hiding his overpowered strength all along!