Uncle Master, Your Magic Weapons Are Too Unorthodox

After winning the lottery, Li Hanzhou expected to reach the pinnacle of life, only to unexpectedly transmigrate into a world where the Daoist path has fallen into decline. Now serving as the acting sect master of a third-rate Daoist temple, he suspects that achieving ascension is his only way back to Earth. Unfortunately, his own spiritual aptitude is abysmal, forcing him to pin all his hopes on his disciples. Determined to aid their cultivation in a treacherous world, Li Hanzhou begins refining magical artifacts and pills for them, but the results are disastrously unpredictable. His creations consistently defy conventional logic: his Soul-Seizing Bell, meant to disturb the mind, instead causes an entire demonic sect to suffer collective incontinence; his Seven-Treasure Gourd, designed to confiscate weapons, strips opponents naked instead, leaving a Holy Maiden from the Taixuan Sacred Land completely exposed; and his Divine Strength Pill, advertised to let one fight four opponents alone, works with terrifying literal precision, failing utterly against even three enemies. Despite Li Hanzhou’s insistence that he followed the instructions perfectly, his embarrassed disciples have reached their limit, begging him to stop refining anything and simply let them carry him to ascension because they can no longer show their faces in the mortal realm.