I Can Equip Weird Items

Thirty-four-year-old Li Yuan is six months unemployed and hitting rock bottom—until a phone thief stabs him through the heart. As he slips toward death, he hallucinates his late grandmother flying into his chest with a smile, and suddenly, his supernatural cheat code activates. The world undergoes a terrifying transformation as ghosts and anomalous artifacts bleed into reality. Fortunately, Li Yuan possesses the ability to perceive the exact "affixes" of everything in existence: [Pickpocket's Pocket Knife (White)]: Grants the "Escape Artist" trait—the greater the fear, the stronger the legs. [Rampant Sneakers (Green)]: Grants the "Fitness Enthusiast" trait—hike one hundred kilometers to earn a permanent physical boost. From to [Nightmare Castle (Blue)], even stranger artifacts continue to manifest. As agents from the official Paranormal Affairs Bureau flood the streets in trench coats, Li Yuan gazes at his rapidly growing collection of permanent traits and soaring physical stats, falling into deep contemplation. While everyone else struggles desperately just to survive the horror, Li Yuan's biggest dilemma is figuring out which trait to permanently lock in today—and how to pay off his ten-thousand-yuan online loan.