I Made Up the Exercises Blindly, and All My Disciples Became Great Emperors!

Transmigrated into a cultivation world, Lu Changge finds himself in immediate peril as three thousand flying swords from the Heavenly Sword Sect besiege his home. Just as panic sets in, he awakens the Myriad Dao Teaching Return System. The system’s rule is simple: as long as his disciples firmly believe in the fabricated techniques he teaches them, those falsehoods will become reality. Hoping to discourage a talentless disciple born with severed meridians, Lu Changge casually hands him a rusty wood-chopping axe and tells him to split logs in the back mountain with mindful intent. To his shock, the eldest disciple comprehends the embryonic form of the Spatial Dao and creates the ultimate art "Sky-Rending Slash," gaining enough power to instantly kill early Foundation Establishment experts. Triggering a hundredfold critical return, Lu Changge is suddenly promoted to the Golden Core realm. He is left dumbfounded when his disciple, whom he only asked to chop wood, obliterates the entire Heavenly Sword Sect with a single swing. When a genius disciple facing an annulled engagement arrives, Lu Changge hands him a black wok and orders him to stir-fry rice. The second disciple subsequently grasps the flow of Yin and Yang, awakening the forbidden "Yin-Yang Creation Fire" and triggering another critical return for his master. Lu Changge wakes from a nap and yawns, accidentally spitting out sparks that incinerate a Spirit Transformation realm enemy into nothingness. Bewildered by how his foolish disciples keep provoking Immortal Kings, Lu Changge decides there is no need to panic. He plans to perform the Eighth Set of Radio Gymnastics first, intending to terrify the gathered Immortal Emperors before they can react.