Director, Restrain Yourself! The Strategic Deception Bureau Can't Keep Up!

To save his struggling factory, Qin Ming goes live and launches a smart robotic toy dog. During the debut broadcast, a netizen named "Wagner" asks, "Can this toy dog mount a Gatling gun?" Taking it as a joke about fireworks, Qin Ming casually replies, "Gatling? Sure—it can even mount a Sky-Shaking Cannon if you want." To his surprise, the toy dog becomes an overnight bestseller. A week after the sales frenzy, footage emerges from the Bear Country battlefield: hundreds of mechanical dogs, outfitted with various machine guns, are pushing back the Second Son Army in a crushing retreat. The Dragon Country's military is stunned. They descend upon Qin Ming's factory overnight, cordon it off, and immediately classify him as an S‑level protected talent—while his beloved toy dogs are forcibly conscripted into service. Thinking the factory only produced those robotic dogs, the military brass takes a casual peek into the warehouse—and their jaws hit the floor. An unmanned fighter jet swarm is being used for parcel delivery. Precision‑guided intercontinental missiles are repurposed as rainmakers. Rocket artillery with a 2,000‑kilometer range is doubling as a fire truck. To their utter disbelief, everything the military lacks, Qin Ming seems to have in stock.