When eldritch horrors invade and bind national fate to deadly dungeons, the Dragon Country suffers three consecutive defeats—losing vast territories and plunging its people into utter despair. Chen Fan, a transmigrator whose origins remain a complete mystery, is unexpectedly chosen as the fourth national representative. Under the gaze of a global livestream, he is presented with three summonable phantom projections: Kaigaku (A-rank combat power), Mizuki (B-rank), and a five-year-old boy named Shinnosuke Nohara—whose stat sheet reads all Fs and a combat rating of "none." As the entire country and the command center write him off as insane, Chen Fan merely smiles. Because in this world, anime does not exist. No one recognizes Crayon Shin-chan, knows Conan, or has ever heard of Naruto. They have no concept of what a true dimensional strike means. When the S-rank dungeon opens, the global audience erupts in laughter at the sight of the little boy beside Chen Fan—a child who does nothing but wiggle his hips and perform the "elephant dance." Until that "ordinary kid" starts doing that very dance right in front of Kayako…